The Complaint:
My cheating boyfriend, Timothy, thinks he is so smooth! I followed him one night after finding a note in his briefcase, discovering some weird charges on our joint bank account, and then wondering about some weird cell numbers on his cell phone. Then I hired Cheaters [off the TV show] to follow him because I did not know how to prove or confront him. I already have the proof I need because they showed me the tapes of Tim with another girl eating dinner and making out in his car. He is in for a surprise tomorrow when I go to confront him at his job, where she likes to hang out with him and have him tattoo her. Little does Tim know, I already have another boyfriend myself: his best friend Terry. What goes around, comes around.
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